I recently went on an adventure. Most people call it “Christmas Shopping”. I call it, “trying not to go insane.”

I realized as I was shopping that there’s a lot in the retail industry that makes no sense. Case in point: While I was exploring the Ann Taylor outlet, I noticed that there were no petite sizes, which I thought was odd since most women’s clothing stores carry petites. I am 5’ 3”. I’m tall for a “petite” but short for a “regular”, so I was looking for both sections, but I remained unsuccessful. Until, for whatever reason, the fabric gods gently pulled on my hair, forced my chin to point in an upward direction, and caused my eyes to look higher than normal. And then I saw it. The petite rack was at the top of the clothing wall. Let me repeat that. The PETITE rack was at the TOP of the clothing wall! What stupid clothing layout engineer decided THAT was a good place for petite clothes? Whoever he was, he’s thinking: I know…. These people already haven’t been teased enough in their lifetime about their short stature, let’s really taunt them and put their clothes where they can’t reach them! And then, if we all banLe http://www.tutti-casino.com/download-online-casino-gioco.html room sono molto piu? economiche perche’ hannopochissime spese per fornire il servizio. together, in a few months, thousands of short naked women will be running around like crazy homeless people, asking application card citi creditcard credit debt reduction servicesbest card credit interest ratecard credit fraud reportcredit card reward program,card credit program reward,best card credit program rewardcredit card debt statistics,teen credit card debt statisticscard card credit master pal pay,card com credit pal pay,pay pal credit cardbad card credit credit discover,bad credit discover cardbusiness card credit processing start,credit card processing for businessmbna america credit cardannual card credit fee no secured,annual card credit credit fee no poor,no annual fee credit cardcard credit generator number stolen,card credit fake generator number,credit card number generator0 credit card offer,credit card offer with 0 on transferonline application visa credit cardapplication card credit status visavisa reward credit card,card credit point reward visacard consolidation credit loan studentbank card citi creditcredit card debt consolidation servicebad card credit credit ukкомпютриcard credit offer visabusiness card credit find smallprovidian bank credit cardhow to reduce credit card bad debt,bad debt credit card,credit card bad debt statisticsbest rate and deal credit card,best credit card ratevisa credit card application formcard comparison consolidate credit debtfree credit report no credit card,free credit card,free cell phone no credit card neededcard credit history no visa,no credit history credit card,card credit credit history needed nobank card credit georgia monogramlow interest student credit card,low interest rate credit card balance transfer,low interest credit cardbill card consolidation credit debt life partner,credit card bill consolidationbest reward credit carduk credit card applyinstant online approval credit cardchase credit card home pagecard consolidate credit debtcard credit gateway paymentcash reward credit cardcard check credit credit nocredit card balance transfer rategreen dot prepaid credit carduk credit card,uk visa credit card,guaranteed credit card ukcanada card consolidation credit,canada card consolidation credit inuk lowest interest credit cardbest cash back credit cardcard credit high risk ukcredit card application onlineapplying card credit ukfirst premier credit card application where all the clothes went! That’ll be a riot!

The truth is I couldn’t even reach the rack. So I pulled the sales clerk over to bring her magic stick that pulls down clothes, and I pointed out to her the poor layout her store. She simply responded in a thick Southern accent, “Oh, you are so right! That is hilarious!” and just laughed.

As I went home, I noticed a small naked woman wandering the streets, looking for clothes.